*high fives your ass*

(via fake-mermaid)

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

(via tonightiwilllfallfoouryou)

bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

(via fake-mermaid)

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

(via johnwhinechester)

• Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
• Me near my birthday or christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

No I’ll be more like :

OR

you forgot one

I CAN’T BREATHE

(Source: mynameiscomedy, via completemadnessandtotalawesomnes)

(Source: be-happy-conchetumare, via sin-matices)